Pickles by Brian Crane for March 21, 2025

Make like a baby and head out!

Iron atoms don’t split.

Splitting an atom may cause big bangs to occur

Make like a tree and get outta here.

Earl is loaded up, just give that recliner handle a big yank and he’ll fly through the air with the greatest of ease.

“So why don’t you make like a tree… and bark?”

‘Make like a bird and flock off…’

Make like the wind and blow!

We always said, “Make like a banana and split.”

Make like a leaky boat, and bail…

Make like a library, and book…

Don’t let the door hit ya, where the good Lord split ya.

Be like a tree, and leave.

do you mean two Earls?

Make like a hockey player and get the puck out.

Make like a horse trrd and hit the trail.

Opal should have said “Boom!” instead of “Bingo!”. Then Earl would’ve exploded with laughter…

Put eggs in your shoes and beat it!

I’m sure Earl won’t mind!

When the chair is tilted, the handle points back.

Earl, you da bomb!

Book clubs. Aka.gossip groups.

Maybe she could just throw a blanket over him.

Make like a hockey player and get the puck outta here!

OUCH

Make like a banana and splitYoung Biff: Why don’t you make like a tree and get out of here? Old Biff: It’s leave, you idiot! “Make like a tree, and leave.” You sound like a darn fool when you say it wrong.

Hopefully she remembers to change her slippers…

Banished to the porch, Earl! If not that, you need to go to the park for a while and languish on a bench.

Make like a hockey player and get the Puck out of here

Earl must be very short – most people’s legs hang well over the foot rest on a recliner.

My wife wouldn’t even have to ask. “A few ladies coming over?” BOOM – I’m outta here as far and as fast as I can. Before she can enlist me in the pre-cleaning. And just text me after they’re gone.

He’s going fission?

Hit the road Earl……

Make like a sewer and get the sh*t outta here

I think Earl need the boys over for poker night.

“Make like a tree and get out of here!” -Biff Tannen

And proton, tout de suite, stat, now or sooner!

Make like a tree and leaf. Make like a bakery truck and haul buns. Make like a hockey player and get the puck out of here.

Or a banana

Find a park bench and a few cronies to spend the afternoon yakking.

It’s better if you split, Earl. Those women tend to get silly and boring if you’re a man who just reads the newspaper.

You’d be better off staying out of the hen house, Earl.

How’s that going to happen? Doesn’t that require Earl to be (radio) active?

Make like a baby and head out!

Why would he want to stay?

Seen it