I don’t know about some street beggars, especially young men, standing on street corners with their signs. It takes some physical stamina to stand there for hours in the sun. I fight the urge to tell them, “Lowe’s is hiring! Menards is hiring! Walmart is hiring! Meijer is hiring!”
One of our local panhandlers has a sign that says “Too Ugly For P0rn”! I think that’s creative enough that I figured I’d give him a buck or 2 next time I see him. But I haven’t seen him lately.
Seth down 3 months ago
Sheet happens
mr_sherman Premium Member 3 months ago
The language in these comics nowadays.
MeanBob Premium Member 3 months ago
Well, somebody’s gotta say it. "That’s what’s wrong with this country, Nobody gives a sheet!
Pharmakeus Ubik 3 months ago
A sad commentary on modern afterlife.
Bwucie 3 months ago
Au contraire. It’s just the spirit!
swadeparker Premium Member 3 months ago
I’d give you the sheet off my back.
Gent 3 months ago
Life is sheet eh.
nosirrom 3 months ago
What happened? Was he scared sheetless?
Pharmakeus Ubik 3 months ago
Probably lost it to the tax man.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 3 months ago
So sad, he doesn’t even own a holey sheet!
nyrB Premium Member 3 months ago
but… if they give a sheet won’t they be sheetless themselves? it’s not like they’re carrying around a spare sheet.
Indiana Guy Premium Member 3 months ago
I don’t know about some street beggars, especially young men, standing on street corners with their signs. It takes some physical stamina to stand there for hours in the sun. I fight the urge to tell them, “Lowe’s is hiring! Menards is hiring! Walmart is hiring! Meijer is hiring!”
PraiseofFolly 3 months ago
“Brother, can you spare some slime?”
Kaputnik 3 months ago
One spirit gave him some shoe polish. I guess he didn’t know sheet from Shinola.
NCGalFromNJ 3 months ago
Way too funny!
Doug K 3 months ago
Why be concerned about him? … “There’s nothing to see here.”
Steverino Premium Member 3 months ago
I don’t give a sheet!
Slowly, he turned... 3 months ago
He just needs to get his sheet together!
wongo 3 months ago
I don’t give a sheet!
pakratt 3 months ago
TACO BELL IS ALWAYS HIRING!!!
Chris 3 months ago
hey look, it’s a floating talking cup! :D
Angry Indeed Premium Member 3 months ago
He’d settle for a pillow case but he’s afraid he’d exposes the nether region.
Milady Meg 3 months ago
Give a sheet, take a sheet.
DaBump Premium Member 3 months ago
Somebody get that ghost a sheet! He’s nekkid in public!
oish 3 months ago
When you lose all your linens and things, it’s time to think about going to bed, bath and the great beyond
j.l.farmer 3 months ago
Does he expect them to give up their own?
Frank Burns Eats Worms 3 months ago
He’s sheet outta luck.
zeexenon 3 months ago
Don’t do it, folks … the resulting total will equal three sheets to the wind.
Jeffin Premium Member 3 months ago
The case for pillows.
cuzinron47 3 months ago
You should be ashamed of yourself, out in public naked.
anomaly 3 months ago
Or even just a pillowcase?
Kirk Barnes Premium Member 3 months ago
“…I’m the best sheet slitter that ever slit a sheet!”
Lablubber 3 months ago
Nothing to see here.
Bilan 3 months ago
They just ignore him as if they don’t even see him.
TheWildSow 3 months ago
One of our local panhandlers has a sign that says “Too Ugly For P0rn”! I think that’s creative enough that I figured I’d give him a buck or 2 next time I see him. But I haven’t seen him lately.
Maybe he found about about Rule 34?
PaulGoes 3 months ago
They just don’t give a sheet
6turtle9 3 months ago
Wow. I wonder what scared him sheetless.
gopher gofer 3 months ago
poor guy. it’s like he’s invisible to them…
patbracey 3 months ago
Why fight the urge?