Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for February 14, 2025

See? Obviously this move was planned and executed in a dignified manner.

Please desist with the “fall” comments! There was no “fall!”

Elvis, you are a SUPERSTAR! And we TOTALLY believe you. And we’re glad that your “routine” left you uninjured, with your dignity intact.

And what cat WOULDN’T want to be in the laundry, right?

I think that tail twitch is a dead giveaway that he’s “embellishing” for the sake of his dignity. He would never pass a polygraph test.

Is this the denial stage?

So it wasn’t diving or gymnastics. It was ice skating! So Elvis, where was the ice? Where are your skates?

Elvis’ fast twitching tail in panel three is such a ‘tell’, and it makes me think he’d be a terrible poker player!

Puck, as always, being a good friend. He is such a sweet boy.

Pull the other one, Elvis. It has bells on.

That resolves it. I’m certain the video was edited in a deceptive manner.

Triple axel, so higher degree of diffiulty. So revised score.

9.9

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

Puckmosis: So how did you enjoy the sliding board, Elvis?

Elvis-Anum: It was fine. I was working out a dance routine for Lupinium and the Getting Better Kittens.

Puck: And how was the hidden staircase?

Elvis: I can say without hesitation that it should withstand everything Lupinium and Ora Z can do to it.

Iggy: Arachna’s web makes me think of my sailing days climbing the rigging of a sailing ship.

Elvis: Yes. Well, I don’t have time to try it out. Must get back to work, there are copies of the Voyage Scroll to catalog, you know.

Iggy: I think I’ll try it out. Bea, want to race?

Beatrixia: You’re on!

And every one of us believes him.. right?

I believe Elvis ¯\(°_o)/¯. My cat did the same thing in her chair and after she fell off she looked at me, like “you didn’t see that, did you?” I tried not to laugh, cause she was embarrassed.

Happy Valentines Day, you all!!

Sounds purrfectly reasonable to me.

OT: Internet

Did he fall ? Or was he pushed ?

Elvis would never lie with those Toe Beans!

Elvis. You old relic. You better stops doing stunts now before you is breaks em bones see.

And it was a dignified triple axel flip and landing.

A little late for that, Elvis! You already called it a fall.

Of course, Elvis, of course. We believe you where billions wouldn’t.

Denial (The Nile) is a river in Egypt

That’s one way to spin it.

Selective memory

Happy Valentine’s Day to all the Orb family!

And did it with grace of, Momma’s Pirate Ballerina, thank you very MUCH!

Love the sassy tail movement in panel three. Puck is a good friend. However, Elvis’ dignity will not allow for sympathy at this point.

That’s an impressive combo jump there. The Axel starts forward, spins 3 times, lands backwards, and then the Flip uses the toe to kick another turn also landing backwards into the laundry.

Breaking News: “BCN NEWS CREW LEARNS THAT DE-NILE ISN’T JUST IN EGYPT” (what ever that means)

“We have just been informed of a new claim by Elvis. You may recall that we previously reported on Elvis being attacked by The Floor and his Knitwear Gang in his home in the Big Pink House on the Hill. It seems that Elvis is now claiming that the incident was actually intentional and that he was performing some kind of gymnastic move.

We reached out to former gymnast Mary Lou Kitten, at our sister station CKN, Crazy Kat News in Crabapple Cove, and asked for an explanation as to the move Elvis described. May Lou’s response was ‘Did that goofy cat land on his head? There is no such move.’

BCN News also spoke to renowned psychologist Sidney Catnip regarding the confusing statement. Dr. Catnip stated that the trauma of such an incident as suffered by Elvis often causes a ruptured pride pocket causing the release of a massive dose of self doubt. A syndrome known as felinius embarrassmentitus. Dr. Catnip advised that in most cases the situation will resolve itself in time as the body will absorb the self doubt and Elvis will return to normal. Dr. Catnip did state that in the short term bursts of anger, denial, and random tail poofing are to be expected. BCN News will continue to follow this story as it progresses.

Now over to Lupin for a report on a Cat in a cradle with a silver spoon because his owner Little Boy Blue has gone to visit the Man in the Moon. Take it away Lupin…….."

Cats are masters of “I meant to do that.”

This comment was inspired by Gent’s and turner7811’s previous comments today: Elvis is more in danger of impersonating Johnny Knoxville than Scott Hamilton. And we all know…. that stuff is PAINFUL! Planned or not!

“I meant to do that” is SUCH a cat thing. Every time one of mine does a clumsy they immediately go into grooming mode. “Nothing to see here folks”

You are quite the spin doctor, Elvis!

I once lived with a beautiful, dignified, Siamese cat who was blind in one eye. She was famous for jumping to the top of the refrigerator from the counter in one graceful leap. One day she missed the fridge by a few inches. She sat on the floor looking disgusted for a few seconds and then hid under the dining room table for a while. We figured she was so embarrassed that we left her alone.

Typical cat, walking away from a tumble acting like “I meant to do that.”

The tip of Elvis’ tail is looking a bit “AI-ish” – either he’s growing extras, or it is twitching at warp speed.

I remember Elvis once saying, “Everything I do is dignified!”

Just out of curiosity—is that curve at the bottom of Elvis’ face (2nd panel) supposed to be a smile, or is it just giving definition to his face?

Elvis’ tail is a fink! Either that or it is waving at us.

Agitated tail says otherwise.

Elvis is preternaturally graceful.

If one can walk in one’s sleep, stands to reason that one might also perform gymnastics in one’s sleep. It’s a plausible excuse, Elvis.

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